It is about time my boyfriend makes it onto this blog...this is Max, who I was set up with through an arranged marriage kind of deal. My parents and his parents thought we would be good for each other (similar taste in food - breast milk; similar pastimes- pooping our diaper, etc). My parents tell me that I am only allowed to date until I am 6 months old, and then, as my daddy says, "No boyfriends until you are 18 years old."